Dad: Yes, AJ.
AJ: (adamantly) You should stop!
Dad: (concerned) But I want to pray
AJ: (Sad) If you pray you are going to get really small.
Mom: (laughing) AJ did you learn the song about reading the bible everyday and you will grow, grow, grow?
AJ: (adamant again) No Mom, if you read your bible and pray everyday you will shrink, shrink, shrink!
Mom tells Dad the words of an old song
(he must have learned it in church last Sunday):